Local Student Offers $40K for Impostor to Attend Harvard for Him

Unnamed male 'Burgher is willing to pay top dollar to his stand-in pupil.

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Well, this is interesting. A few days ago a nameless Pittsburgher posted on Craigslist that he's seeking a stand-in to attend Harvard University on his behalf. This is real. We are serious. We couldn't make this up. See for yourself:

As if it weren’t bad enough that this guy is looking for someone to do all his work, he’s even outlined specifications — including a preferred high school and/or college GPA. We guess the good news is that interested parties “do not need to worry about being accepted” because Mister Fancy Pants already has “taken care of that.” We bet.

Happy Thursday, y’all.

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